Is your boyfriend cute?
This is us, so you tell me:
- my partner: Mmmh, I like those new panties you have on.
- me: Thanks, they're stripey.
- my partner: Baby, no they're not. They have poka dots.
- me: Sorry, I was thinking about cats.
cosmo tip #151
want to make a good impression on that cute guy at the park? step in dog poo
I put my hand in dog shit at the park when we first started dating and my goofy Bradley thought it was HILARIOUS.
This is actually not a bad tip for a scatological man.