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Sea of Love - Cat Power

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Posted 1 year ago With 1,880 notes

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Every day of the year.
~can’t stop won’t stop~

Every day of the year.

~can’t stop won’t stop~

Is your boyfriend cute?

@Anonymous

This is us, so you tell me:

Posted 1 year ago With 0 notes

  • my partner: Mmmh, I like those new panties you have on.
  • me: Thanks, they're stripey.
  • my partner: Baby, no they're not. They have poka dots.
  • me: Sorry, I was thinking about cats.

Posted 1 year ago With 0 notes

cosmo tip #151

expertcosmotips:

want to make a good impression on that cute guy at the park? step in dog poo

I put my hand in dog shit at the park when we first started dating and my goofy Bradley thought it was HILARIOUS.

This is actually not a bad tip for a scatological man.

Posted 1 year ago With 98 notes